Gay Agenda #5: Plotting
Happy birthday to the astrology arm of my self-employment! Oh, the plotting I’ve consciously and subconsciously done to get here!
In honor of my astrology business’ birthday, I whipped up the product description for a birthday offering (or three) that I’ve been workshopping for a couple months.
🎂 I’ve also freshly baked a discount code to celebrate our birthday as well as Pride weekend, a.k.a. gay people’s other birthday.
Use code HBDHOMO for 10% off any product through July 5th.
Here’s the skinny: I want to help you plot your upcoming year and do this together around the time of your birthday.
I want to hear about your goals, help curate the vibe, and give you an astrological weather forecast with some best dates for what you’re #plotting. This blog is called the Gay Agenda, after all. We’re always plotting.
Here’s the story board:
What does your year ahead look, sound, and feel like?
Your Year Ahead Reading: What’s in the stars for your next chapter?
We’ll look at your year ahead from three angles astrologically and I’m here to translate and synthesize!
We’ll explore your Solar Return chart, the sky’s setup on your birthday this year, to uncover the patterns and possibilities that want your attention. This chart helps highlight the invitations, priorities, and shifts that may shape your coming year. Think of it as your own personal new year’s map, aligned to your growth and timing.
We’ll look at your forecast for the year ahead: This forecast uses data from your birth chart and data from NASA about where the planets will be to anticipate how the next 12 months will treat you. I can help identify the best dates to publish or launch something, dates to take extra good care of your body, dates where work might be bountiful or very busy, dates where family-themed tensions might arise, etc.
Let me know what your major goal is for this year before the reading so I can look for dates in advance!I’ll pair the above with current planetary movements (transits) to some deeper timing tools (your progressed chart) to give you a well-rounded view of the year ahead.
Your Year Ahead Soundtrack: What’s the ~vibe~ for your next chapter?
A thoughtfully curated 12-15 song Spotify playlist by yours truly, embodying the themes of your solar return chart. Feel free to tell me about your music taste in the order form or sit back and see what I come up with! Purchase it independently or pair it with an astrology reading!
Delivery timeframe ~1 week if purchased independently. Delivered same day as the reading if bundled together.
Your Year’s Pulse Check: 30-min Check-in ~six months after your birthday
How have things been playing out? Where might you be feeling stuck in your journey? Road bumps? Wins? Think of this as an abbreviated follow-up astrology reading. Can be purchased later or bundled with the Your Year Ahead reading up front for savings.
Buying this as a gift for someone?
Just enter that into the free text portion of the order form, let me know who to reach out to, and when I should email them. Please tell them about their gift before I reach out otherwise they might think my email is spam. :)